Welcome to the first ever Online Confession Agency and online Church-- Absolutions R Us. We started out as a simple online version of the confession booth, but, in the years since God/Ala/the Great Spirit/Buddah/Xenu caused us to create this little site, our brain child has grown quite a bit. We now offer "Sin Be Gone" gift cards (major sins may cost extra, politicians need not apply) and tutorials on "do it yourself forgiveness". We even now include an online church for every faith under the sun. Are you tired of trying to make that 6 o'clock mass? Try our online church tithe-FREE for three months!

Check back soon for our new "Pray for Pay" program!

Confess Online and Ease Your Mind in Half theTime!(TM)